"In Chris Miller’s new film, a Smurf is told to ‘believe you were born great’."
But does this approach contradict what pre-internet femdom stood for?
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| Rule 34 states that if it exists there is porn of it. Of course there is. Better avert your eyes. |
Believe it or not, there are many things we can learn from the Smurfiverse. First off, Smurfs are blue, humanoid cartoon characters. They live in Smurf village, which, according to ancient lore is located in a part of the world, called "Le Pays Maudit" (French for "the Cursed Land"). Believe me, there is not a single kinkster in the world that hasn't wondered at least once why being happy seems so complicated compated to the Vanilla Way.
Initially all Smurfs were male. And yes their village felt like some kind of communist utopia, meaning everybody is equal, so why distinguish between sexes? Rather silly because once author Peyo introduced Smurfette, all eyes were on here. With the exception of Pappa Smurf, who wears a red cap, all Smurfs dress in white, including Smurfette.
According to a comment in The Guardian "one off Smurfette story was about Gargamel creating a fake female smurf in order to seduce the other smurfs and cause chaos. This plan initially fails because Gargamel made her a plain looking brunette, it's only after Papa Smurf uses his magic to give her long eyelashes and blonde hair that Gargamel's plan starts working. She leaves in the original story so that the other smurfs stop pining over her." Doesn't that sound a lot like "I'll serve my mistress for eternity and beyond on one condition. She has to look hot"? That's lust speaking, not true devotion. And yes when I speak of her personal gravity, hot, leather outfits are a plus but ultimately irrelevant.
Another comment in The Guardian writes: "I'm still waiting for numerous Smurfs to break their silence and reveal the inevitable tales of coercive control and financial mismanagement regarding their former shadowy pop svengali, Father Abraham..." Perhaps there are better ways to serve women and findom is not the way to go? Anyone recently wondered about "Bring back our children?" Don't worry, neither have I.
The great thing about the evil wizard Gargamel and his matching cat is the fact that they were up to no good, just what you want mistress to be. That's also where the comparison ends.
Lots more to discuss about Smurfs, like the fact that globally their name in most languages is derived from the Dutch word Smurf, rather than the original French Les Schtroumpfs, but people have complained my writing is to long and boring, so here's my final thought for the day. In femdom we often complain about the 20 to one slave to mistress ratio. Spare a moment for world those poor Smurfs live in. Both Vanilla and Dark Side, added up, their ratio is 100 to one. Smurftober is the new Locktober I guess.
Anyway, the new Smurf movie premiered on July 28 in the Belgian capital of Brussels and, no doubt, soon will be in a theater near you. Go and watch at your own peril.
Vader Abraham- Kleine café aan de haven
The obvious choice would be Vader Abraham's Smurfenlied. Let's not do that. In the 2025 Smurfs movie Rihanna lends her voice to Smurfette, so S&M? Nope. But in 1975 Vader Abraham recorded a Dutch evergreen, het kleine café aan de haven. Absolutely love it. More abour Rihanna later. Love her too.
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| Vader Abraham - Kleine café aan de haven [click to listen] |
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1253 Days and no end in sight, what is there left to say? Europe has failed Ukraine and because of that itself. It's never too late? let's hope so. Slava Ukraini! If words could bring victory, politicians suddenly would become relevant. Don't count on it.
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